As a follow up to my previous post about ski slope fashion, I thought highlighting this skin suit seemed highly appropriate. Any comfort garnered from some of the terrible styles found in the ski world was eclipsed when I laid eyes on this:
I don’t even want to imagine what that looks like from behind.
Is this the brainchild of that creepy Mr. Slim Goodbody? Or could this be someones attempt at strategy, counting on the competition being too nauseous to actually race?
Regardless of the motives or origins behind it, I pray that I will live out my days without ever encountering this non-skin (get it?!) suit in person. My eyes can only be gouged out so many times.